“I grew up with RoboCop. I Idolized RoboCop. RoboCop was a hero of mine. You are no RoboCop.”
Robocop bravely stepped in a place that has thrown off so many celebrities before him: A first pitch at the Tigers game.
His pitch wasn’t terrible, especially considering he’s got metal elbow and arms and legs which probably makes it harder for him to have great pitching form. Sure, it didn’t completely reach the catcher, but it was pretty down the middle and made it to the catcher quickly enough to not be embarrassing.
And as every first pitch pitcher will be able to say at least for the next year, it definitely wasn’t as bad as 50 Cent’s.